Thursday, June 16, 2011

Garage inspector Dozer

"Violation: no treats or toys on work table."
"Now performing 'ball test' to determine whether workers are properly trained."
"Subject neither picks up nor throws the ball."
"Second violation: Worker ignores Inspector."
"Gah, he's stepping on the ball! Third violation: Unsafe work place!"
"Fourth violation: Multiple workers clearly untrained to perform simple task. Shut it down!!"

7 comments:

Kari in WeHo said...

you hired some pretty crappy workers!

Kari
http://dogisgodinreverse.com

T2 - My life with pit bulls said...

I hope they're at least affordable since they're clearly not qualified....

Leila said...

We've been adding an addition. Quizz had been an equally vigilant inspector. The construction workers have all passed muster in the 'present tummy for rub' test.

Quizz has not been sad with all the attention.

Terrorzinhos said...

The worst violation is the second one! The Inspector did not deserve to be ignored! It's almost a crime! =)

Sybil said...

Humans are so hard to train !

First time visitor.

Sybil
Eastern Passage, Nova Scotia

BTW -- pit bulls are quite common here and most folk will say "Blame the deed - not the breed". I always meet pit bulls when walking at one of our two HUGE off leash dog parks.

PoochesForPeace said...

ahahahahahaha! Those are some serious violations dozer!

Daisy Dog said...

Dozer you are so good at your job!